I have standards you know

Yeah that is right, someone as awesome as me has high class standards!

Today I figured what the hay I am gonna share with ya'll what it takes to be high class {Meesh Style}

1.  Grape flavored anything is bad!!  However there is one exception... grape jelly!!  I won't eat any other kind! :)  Oh and back in the day I used to love me some grape flavored dimetapp <-- yeah I may or may not have faked sick a few times to get that Liquid Candy!!




2.  There is a list of foods that you do not share in life, they include but are not limited to the following items:  soup, ice cream, sandwiches, the same fork {but a plate can be okay if you are sharing a dessert and have your own halves!}, coffee, lollipops, popsicles and salads!  

3.  If you are going to steal my soda you had BETTER SUCK UP THE ICK LEFT OVER IN THAT LITTLE DAM AREA OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!

4.  Pickle slices are pointless!!  Really you end up eating a jar so why not just eat 2-3 whole pickles instead!  Makes way more sense correct?  Thanks thought so too!





5.  The only acceptable brand of bottled water is POLAND SPRINGS!  The End, Thank You!

So in conclusion you want to be fly like me {Yeah I really did just say that!  And no I don't regret it yet... now I do though!} you fake sick to drink Dimetapp, you only eat grape jelly, you hoard all foods and just don't share ANYTHING, you don't waste time with pickle slices and dive right in to the big guys and you drink poland water... pretty easy right?

Good - go - be fly!!

High Standard Meesh is Over And Out!


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